Curse

Lost · Jul 10, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54

I'll help you all get back at those freeloaders! Oh wait, one sec. AFK!

*stands idley for hours*

Jczech · Jul 10, 2005, 03:07 AM // 03:07

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Originally Posted by Indigo

If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.

I already do this with my monk. I find something that will chase me back to them, and then I leave the monsters to do as they wish to the annoying freeloader. With a raise spell I try to get them to 60% Death Penalty, and hopefully the monsters don't have a patrol to go back to when they're done, so they just stand around them. If I'm not too far into the mission (5-10 minutes), I'll just ask everyone to head back to town so we can be one less freeloader. If I'm not on my monk I just have to be content killing them once.

I really want an instance splitting / kick / whatever so I can get rid of them >.<

Aernok · Jul 10, 2005, 03:52 AM // 03:52

Cancel their account and destroy any form of payment they have.

Wa$d · Jul 10, 2005, 05:19 AM // 05:19

Force them to be followed by 20 Gwens spaming the Chat with "CAN I FOLLOW YOU, OK I WILL"

Van the Warrior · Jul 10, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27

delete their accounts

Helios · Jul 10, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37

If its a guy (and most likely it will) strap them to a machine that kicks em in the groin continuously. Then...

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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions

Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.

Make sure they can hear still. Then...

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Originally Posted by ManadartheHealer

Lock them in a small box. Put a loudspeaker in it, and then play some of Rurik's stupidest lines through the loudspeaker continuously and at high volumes. Repeat this for days without stopping

After that, force them to watch reruns of "Martha Stuart (sp?) Living" for 240 hours straight.

Xue Yi Liang · Jul 10, 2005, 06:34 AM // 06:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indigo

If I could, "In Game" I would train a whole bunch of things to them and watch them kill him/her (rezzing them each time until 60% DP is reached) for fun. Wouldn't do much to them since they are not going to participate, but it would make me feel a little better.

I've got something much much better. If you're a monk you can use Unyielding Aura - there have been other posts about the malicious utility of this elite monk skill so I won't repeat it - you'll just have to look them up. Let's just say it's a vital part of my PUG toolkit.

God of Anarchy · Jul 10, 2005, 06:58 AM // 06:58

ok...hmm,intresting chat lol i wonder what the free loaders thing when they see this...lol,for my torture...ummm lmao i got one!
put them in a port-O-potty thats upside down and spins
hahaha
thats pretty sick

ElderAtronach · Jul 10, 2005, 07:51 AM // 07:51

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Originally Posted by God of Anarchy

ok...hmm,intresting chat lol i wonder what the free loaders thing when they see this...lol,for my torture...ummm lmao i got one!
put them in a port-O-potty thats upside down and spins
hahaha
thats pretty sick

"Aaaahhhh! It's in my racoon scratches!"

Kudos to anyone who gets that reference

Imp · Jul 10, 2005, 09:51 AM // 09:51

Stalk them and find out what guild they are in, get into their guild and charm the Guild leader to make you an officer, Single handedly destroy their guild ranking.

arnansnow · Jul 10, 2005, 11:43 AM // 11:43

Secretly replace all their armor and weapons with low cost, crappy look-a-likes. Change his name to Leacher McLeacherPants.

TheStonedOne · Jul 10, 2005, 12:25 PM // 12:25

U should be able to keep spamming capture signet on m and really steal there skills then

And no skill point refund for the lost ones ofcoz ....

Divinitys Creature · Jul 10, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04

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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions

Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.

Beat that one

*trembles*, wait if Rachel Steven is doing it....no, no *still trembles*

Xue Yi Liang · Jul 10, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions

Surgically deconstruct them while they are conscious. Start with the eyelids and force them to watch their own deconstruction.
Just leave the brain and eyes on a life support system...thinking about the naughty things they did.

Beat that one

WOW - You've just given the perfect description of married life!

Aniewiel · Jul 10, 2005, 03:22 PM // 15:22

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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

WOW - You've just given the perfect description of married life!

Not MY married life.

Winds of Blood · Jul 10, 2005, 03:24 PM // 15:24

hang them upside down by thier TOENAILS ontop of fiery lava

Celes Tial · Jul 10, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57

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Originally Posted by Mawgleah

Strip them of all their levels and possesions then put them back in pre-searing with no way to leave for at least a month (of on-line time) with no missions or quests to complete.

This is my favourite.

That would REALLY punish those rushers/afk leechers.

God of Anarchy · Jul 14, 2005, 03:44 AM // 03:44

tie them down to a table a let water droplets constantly drip on there forehead...or tie them down and shot them with a paintball gun in the nuts over and over and over agian...*and for those who have been hit by a paintball in the nuts traviling 280 feet per second should know what im talking about*

Kershent · Jul 14, 2005, 04:08 AM // 04:08

Kick them out of GW with an error. Adjust their account so that regardless of what they do, it will ALWAYS boot them out of the game randomly with the same error, after between 5 and 15 minutes. That way, they'll have to try and fix the problem via troubleshooting. They'll spend days trying to figure out why Guild Wars won't work, until they finally have to quit playing because it won't work on their computer.

No torture is greater than troubleshooting. Not even the watch-your-own-dismemberment thing.

Mo/R9 · Jul 14, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

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Originally Posted by Celes Tial

tie them down to a table a let water droplets constantly drip on there forehead

Do you watch Mythbusters? That one was on a couple nights ago.

(to stay on topic)

I would lock them in Pre-Searing with no armor, no weapons and no items and watch them slowly get defeated by river skale tads (level 0).